by Caylusinfinite June 29, 2019

by your real name . April 10, 2019

What to say when you really mean "I'd rather not talk to this person, but I'll suffer through it.", when having to deal with your ex.
Also: "My condolences."
Also: "My condolences."
Daughter: "Daddy, could you send Mom the money you promised me? I lost my bank card, so I'm gonna use hers."
Me: "Oof... ok princess. Get that card for next time."
Daughter: "How mean is she to you, Daddy?!"
Me: "I'd rather eat glass."
Daughter: "Oof."
Me: "Oof... ok princess. Get that card for next time."
Daughter: "How mean is she to you, Daddy?!"
Me: "I'd rather eat glass."
Daughter: "Oof."
by UrLies May 30, 2021
