French Toast Drunk

On a drunk scale of 1-10 it rates a 9. Pretty Fucking Drunk.

Keli: How are you feeling..?
Heather: I'm Fucking... French toast Drunk! *stumble*

by Annubrius October 11, 2008

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

When a male dips his balls in melted butter, then proceeds to roll them in cinnamon, then hits a girl in the face with them, the resulting impact should have a slightly crunchy sound.

Tom: Dude, what did you and Becky do last night?
Phil: We totally fucked, so for breakfast I gave her a little Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
Tom: Nice!

by shitsweak! January 6, 2010

French Toast Mafia

The team that is going to win May Madness.

The French Toast Mafia made it to the Final Four in May Madness.

by 9785 May 9, 2014

Dork In A Toasted Bagel

Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)

Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "

by Your girly<3 November 19, 2009

seeing Jesus in the toast

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.

Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.

by Citation Puffin January 10, 2015

Texas Toast Massacre

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.

I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.

by LMF2000 September 20, 2020

bite my toast

Telling someone to feel the pain especially in fight you can say bite my toast to your opponent

Guy1: you wanna fight ass ho..
Guy2: fo sho I'll barely kick yo ass
Guy1: bite my toast

by Nobodyiswatchinganybodywatchingnobody June 8, 2016