dome noodles

noun.
brain matter, often resembling wet, squishy noodles

Jerry the Zombie: I'm starving.
Mat the Zombie: *rips open a skull* How about some dome noodles?

Jerry the Zombie: Sweet! You read my mi-- nvm.

by Elegantvariant July 12, 2010

Noodle Farm

Small penis and pubic hair

James has such a noodle farm

Lol

by Kce October 28, 2018

Noodle Party

Noodle Party - When a customer or client fucks up incredibly, causing your entire business to have to drop everything and try and fix their problem. Requires lots of noodles.

Our client seriously fucked up last night and we had to do an all night Noodle Party to fix their mistakes.

by tv_eyes August 18, 2016

Wet Noodle

A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN

“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”

by Makeherwoof January 2, 2019

vaggie noodles

what dykes munch on mornin noon and night

"Man, she was eatin vaggie noodles from dusk til dawn"

"do you think she could eat vaggie noodles?"

by LC August 25, 2003

Ramen Noodle

When a man has a penis that is abnormally like a wet ramen noodle.

Steeve yesterday I woke up and my room mate pranked my by showing me his brothers ramen noodle.

by Christian Aura September 11, 2010

schoodle noodle

german meaning of Dick Snot

you eat schoodle noodle for dinner

by turd burglar June 20, 2003