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minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.
Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021
mugGet the minge lardmug.

Ming

A provoked word used in a simple sentence, to over-fully express something, or say it from the manner.

“Ming” is a decisive word to many people, it originated from a man, who’s name is Aidan E. , however it was then passed on to others and really started to spark after a friend of Aidan, randomly one night, swung his arms up in a waved motion and proceeded to say, “Ming J”. After that event, it grew on from there.
“I’m about to “Ming” this up”

Yea nah yea Ming J Ming J”

I’m straight “mingin’” right now.”
by Yea nah yea cj March 23, 2021
mugGet the Mingmug.

Ming zhou

Ming Zhou is a fantastic kind of guy who's outgoing, charming, intelligent and kind. Helpful to a fault. Prefers to be the one staying back to help all the time. He is a reluctant leader but will pull the punches when he has to. At times overly enthusiastic with things he is passionate about.

Ming Zhou is a great kind of guy and you should never lose him if you have him. He is steadfast and loyal, empathetic and caring. He's the son mums wish they had, and husbands girls wish they married.
Wow that dude is a total Ming Zhou!

Pls become a Ming Zhou if u want to meet my parents
by Wb88 November 22, 2021
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Ming Sting

A minger thats been around the block and is bound to have picked up a few things on her travels
"no way man that bird will give ya ming sting"

"that chick is ming sting for sure"
by Ronhole February 11, 2009
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Ming Ting

Opposite of peng ting, a minger also known as a Ming Ting
Jess: ew look that girl

Renita: omg that’s Jordan she’s a proper Ming Ting
by xxxxxoooo April 20, 2018
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Hairy Mullet Minge

A hairy mullet minge is a vagina that has incredibly long yet striaght pubes yet is shaved around the groin area,but just enough to see stubble.It can be found on any women as it is a style of pubic hair,but is mainly fashion not genetic but can be found on american hillbille women....obviously.
"eurgh man WTF! is tht!?"

"its my hairy mullet minge..its the style,u like?"
by Marc P November 5, 2008
mugGet the Hairy Mullet Mingemug.

Minge

Ben Ross has a sweaty minge. Also know as pussy. ;P
Ben Ross' sister has a sweaty minge
by Marktheschoolshooter November 7, 2023
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