Designated Melviller

Named after the writer Herman Melville who wrote Moby Dick when your homies go to the club this is the guy preselected whose job it is to distract the fattie friends so that you can talk to the hottie

BRIAN: Derek's gonna slay tonight!!
ETHAN: Nah man he's the designated melviller

by shakespur April 14, 2023

brandy melville core

when you’re body shamed by the dimensions of any architectural structure

brandy melville core:

ana: yoooo iris walk through that corridor

iris: gorllll i can’t that’s witerwally so brandy melvillle core

by ledds November 23, 2023

A Melting Moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin and save the shit he took and freeze it.
You then use the shit as a dildo and let the poo melt in your ass so you can then poop out your partners shit

My missus just tried a melting moment! She looked so hot squeezing out my poo from her anus

by littlemissblumpkin February 26, 2024

Max melting

when you slowly grow more and more chins

"wow shes got three chins she must be max melting for ages"

by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025

Shabnam Melina Rooney

The full name of Shabnam, a famous fanon British entertainer.

Shabnam Melina Rooney was born in Northampton on 26 April 2002.

by shabnamfan2007 June 6, 2025

ice caps are melting

sexy guy pops up and you want to talk to him but you have nothing else to say

guy: "hey"
girl: "😍ice caps are melting "

by 1010jj May 30, 2016

Loh Ka Ling Melina

FUCKING FAILURE. YOU GOING TO INDIA.

"Oh now I'm becoming a LOH KA LING MELINA "

by BlacklyBae October 29, 2022