Team Meeting

The death of me. The wokest bullshit waste of time squandered on 'singing' tribal songs and discussing a potluck Xmas lunch that screams of food poisoning.

I'd rather get buried alive than attend another fucking ridiculous team meeting.

by ACunny November 4, 2024

BBC Meetup

its when a large group of lil critters meet up and slap each other with bbc

yo dude wanna do a bbc meetup later
yeah

by odhc February 3, 2025

Cheek Meeting

A polite way to excuse yourself for a bowel movement.

"Please excuse me, I'm being called to the office for a cheek meeting."

"Sorry I missed your call. I was in a cheek meeting."

by Valkyrie Vision Media™ February 21, 2026

Mikey Meetup

A group of strange weirdos, plural of the noun Mikey (a weirdo)

- Invented by Max Dudson, Auckland

I'm not going to the staff party, its gonna be a Mikey Meetup.

by anonymous March 17, 2025

GOFO meeting

A meeting that could've been an email

"I can't believe management dragged us all out here for a GOFO meeting"

by Sgt Antlers October 1, 2025

Biznitch Meeting

When two or more overly wealthy women with no jobs stand in a store blocking foot traffic conversing about useless shit.

I’m sorry dear it took so long to go to the bathroom. 2 women we’re having a biznitch meeting blocking the entrance.

by Artist4 October 2, 2025

Quaker style meeting

Where multiple people get together to shut the fuck up.

Anyone interested in a quaker style meeting?

by Quaker style meeting October 14, 2014