William Matches

When a cock goes too far up a male's ass and causes the liver to rupture.

Damn Joey, you should have seen what happened yesterday, I received that William Matches and it really hurt.

by ...///.... March 2, 2020

hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.

My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.

by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021

Peg Matcher

Having been penetrated or having penetrated the same person.

Lauren and Alice are peg matchers because they both slept with Harry.

by Hary Gofman January 9, 2022

EPL Matchweek

The week in which English Premier League games are played starting on Saturday rather than Sunday.

EPL Matchweek 33 starts on Saturday and ends on Friday.

by knotcher April 19, 2022

grim matchstick

A boss in the popular game ‘Cuphead’. It is one of the hardest bosses. It is a green dragon that sprouts three heads in the final phase.

‘ I still can’t pass Grim Matchstick! Its so hard!’

by A Random Poppy May 25, 2022

Sam matchett

Sam matchett is the goat of life, women bow down to him like he is a god

Sam matchett is fit ♥️😍🥰☺️

by Bigbilllyboist August 15, 2022

Mix-Matched

What people say when they really meant mismatched.

I mix-matched my outfit. Oh wait! I meant mismatched!

by Illiteracy Warrior January 11, 2023