Muff Weighters

A pair of accessories that are placed on one's feet before plunging deep into the depths of a woman. For those whom are not experienced are encouraged to wear a snorkel as well.

"Hold on babe. Just give me a second to get my Muff Weighters on!"

by Mikyap September 21, 2013

Muff Cabbage

(Ma'garbage)

1. It's a Jersey thing.

2. It's a Jersey thing.

3. A hairy vagina.

Honey this is the third hair ball I coughed up this week, you really should trim your muff cabbage.

by Roberto is Pro October 15, 2010

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing

MUFF CABBAGE! MUFF CABBAAGE!

by Ynottony24 October 16, 2010

big muff

name of a song by scottish artist John Martyn...

That john martyn song BIG MUFF is awesome... some say its about pussy hahahaha

by billycup February 11, 2010

muff teat

An expression similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.

Doug: We've been driving for four hours and we're finally almost here.

Dave: Muff Teat!!

by imdisguysd October 31, 2007

MUFF-UNOT

Catch phrase invented by Hamburgers from the IC. This phrase single handedly ended MUFFINS IC career.

Fuck Muffins

Muffins Stan: MUFFINS is the GOAT poster
Real Nigga: MUFF-UNOT!!

by Hamburgers August 31, 2006

Oyster Muff

felatio with a twist.... the person eating you out has a mouth full of egg salad

oh god, my man gave me and oyster muff last night, i never knew egg salad could be so good.

by ShanikwaWashington July 11, 2008