MILF

Acronym for:

M-y
I-ndescribable
L-ove
F-or Jesus

Sorry sinners! I only care about MILF

by Pig Genis October 26, 2020

remuera milf

A mother (typically of a child attending King's College) who resides in the Auckland suburb of Remuera. Attends their children's hosts occasionally, and notably seen in their iconic stance: a glass of white wine in one hand while chatting with another parent. Usually attractive (therefore the 'milf' in terminology) and likely a cougar.

"That lady over there is absolutely a remuera milf if I've ever seen one."

by ilovesione June 17, 2024

Milf day

When you celebrate a hot mom

It’s milf day grab a milf and celebrate

by I LOVE LOGAN May 15, 2023

Miranda Milf

The best type of Milf ever. A Milf who isn't a mom.

Guy: Omg she's such a Miranda Milf!

Guy 2: Yeah she has big tits.

by Mumps6667 January 23, 2023

MILF

MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck
someone TOO FUCKING attractive for you to call them a MILF
Mostly used for a HOT BABE of a mother that has kids.

"Holy shit duuuude! That over there, is a fucking MILF!"

by ahotperson25372893638 June 21, 2021

Milf

Mommy in late 40's or Mommy in late 50's
Moms in their 30's are only candidate for the milf status, and moms in their 60's are grandmothers, also Word milf usually describes hot moms.

Yeah I ATE an infant, so what? Also I saw hot milf yesterday!

by shiro_no_shounen March 29, 2022

Milf Hands

When her face looks 20 but her hands look 50

Damn she’s so hot but those Milf Hands are a turn off

by Dikwanka52 September 30, 2020