Loser

Donald Trump

That Donald Trump is such a loser, he lost the 2020 election.

by Tracey Lyn.n November 7, 2020

loper dank

this is a word of german origin that describes something very cool and sneaky and also describes little fat dogs.

that fat little dog is such a loper dank...i think his name is jack

by super senior brandon boggs March 23, 2005

Loser mode

A recurrent, distraught feeling where a person has consistent visions of a particular unsuccessful episode. It is like a friend who keeps reminding you in a mall that you forgot to wear trousers. Loser mode is triggered by any recent temporary failures or references to that particular episode. It may be composed of a number of recollections of such similar events which leads to self loathing as the person looks at himself as evolutionarily unfit and deems himself a social loser. In certain cases, a competitively lesser mortal tends to surpass the subject in the event in his performance, thereby making the subject lose complete sanity. In such cases, loser mode advances to epic-fail loser mode which is the real world equivalent of a limbo dream state.

Hard Working Person: "Crap!This paper contains questions similar to those in my previous screwed up paper. Loser mode activated."

Deserving Person: "Crap!I didn't get the job because I wasn't the preferred sex needed to 'maintain gender equality' in the organization. Loser mode activated."

Undeserving idiot: "I got the job by having correct guesses in the test paper, and having sexual bias in the interviews. Undeserving winner mode activated."

by Outer space chocolate man November 30, 2010

Loner

Of a person, human being that has no friends whatsoever and maybe no family. They are alone. Alone... No company, no body waiting at home, no one. They don't necessarily like being alone, or having no company OR maybe they do, ^All of the above was basically my meaning of a HARDCORE loner. But Loners typically means of a person maybe in a some kind of situation where they are alone or typically at schools or any social environments. Maybe loners like to be alone, choose to be alone or don't mind it. But others don't and wonder why things are the way they are...

Hardcore loner- ALONE
Typically loner- lol, I'm alone ( yawn )

by exploding air plane 6969 July 23, 2017

Open Loser

A description of a someone who is not a loser presently, but who has the ability to become a loser.

Cam thinks excessive Facebok usage makes you a loser.

Jack uses Facebook, not excessively, but has the ability to use it excessively.

Therefore in Cam's opinion Jack is an Open Loser.

by JackAndCam April 4, 2010

Sore loser

99% of alabama football fans

That alabama fan is blaming everything on their loss! Just own up to it! Such sore losers

by mcg4628 December 1, 2019

lewers

An attractive redneck woman who lures you in with her tempting ways. (Pronunciation note: While it would be "lures," as in "She's a lures," the redneck aspect requires an elongation of the vowel sound, hence: lewers.)

"Look at her gun rack...and her other rack too! That's a lewers!"

by TheOneAndOnlyPistolinaKitten April 11, 2010