Military term for taking a dump. Originally came from the command Air Assault soldiers use to order the helicopter crew chief to drop the cargo load carried underneath the chopper.
by Trav September 24, 2004
a large deposit of fecal matter (shit) in the colon
also known as a large amount of undesirable object
also known as a large amount of undesirable object
when someone is a flaming homosexual they often make sweet sweaty love to an "ass load of shit"
person 1: can you hang out today?
person 2: no, I have an ass load of shit to do
person 1: can you hang out today?
person 2: no, I have an ass load of shit to do
by Rio Cafe April 11, 2010
by Gardevoirfromhoenn January 27, 2017
wen ur tryin to break up with ur girlfriend so u invite her over to blow u but before she comes, u jack off a few times and wen she starts blowin u piss in her mouth. that'll show her.
"omg! my last boyfriend blew a surprise hot load in my mouth!"
"lol i gave my last girlfriend a surprise hot load"
"lol i gave my last girlfriend a surprise hot load"
by jason shapiro December 26, 2007
Sex position with man on top and woman lying face down with legs together. This could also be used for anal entry.
by jibjabber September 23, 2008
When one presses play on a Youtube video without it being fully loaded, resulting in not seeing the reason you watched the video in the first place
Guy 1: C'mon, just hit play.
Guy 2: Dude, you don't wanna blow your load before it's even half way there
Guy 2: Dude, you don't wanna blow your load before it's even half way there
by the honey-badge May 14, 2012
by ashley** May 05, 2007