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Loser Lesbian

A loser who also happens to be a lesbian; often is very awkward around women and may make bad relationship decisions; related to useless lesbian
“She’s still convinced that they ‘made out platonically’ and the bouquet of ‘friendship roses’ meant nothing”

“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”

“Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”
by izaruru September 17, 2023
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scissor of lesbians

A group of lesbians hanging out together. Plural. Similar to a murder of crows, or a bunch of bananas.
Hey man, check out that scissor of lesbians hanging out over there. I wonder if they will start scissoring soon.
by hubbles lake March 20, 2020
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Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.
Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!
by Cabage_master November 20, 2018
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Lesbian Nana

A Lesbian Nana is a word for a lady of later years who is a grandmother, nanny, nana who likes to drink from the furry cup and have relations with other Ladies
by ratrabbitpig August 10, 2023
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lesbian situationship

what those bitches in sally rooney books have going on.
"What happens to Frances and Bobbi at the end of Conversations with Friends?"
"They're in an unresolved lesbian situationship."
by lesbiankarlmarx February 15, 2023
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Mask Lesbian

Female-identifying individuals whose gender expression is masculine-presenting. This may also include assuming traditionally male gender-roles.

Masks are strongly associated with butch lesbians
Let the Masks carry the groceries.

Mask Lesbians often present as tough individuals on the outside with a soft core reserved for people in the inner circle.
by Djerune February 2, 2022
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lesbian penguin

A female penguin who is a lesbian so it fucks other female penguins so it's kinda like a human lesbian
Male penguin:woah look at that penguin she's hot

Friend of male penguin:don't dude that's a lesbian penguin

Male penguin:FUCK
by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019
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