Laying the snack down

When you have a fully erect penis and slam it down onto your Girlfriends head from behind while she's seated in a chair. When She turns to see what hit Her, slap her in the face with it again.
I was horny and wanted some head, so I laid the snack down on my bitch. Laying the snack down makes her wet as fuck!
by DanielVanzant August 29, 2023
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lay a cap on

Usually in the combination "to lay a cap on someone": to put an end to someone's life
"This was a man talking who'd just laid a cap on three people back there and he was worried about this guy breathing?" 'Deaver, Jeffery (2003): Twisted, p. 30' (lay a cap on)
by mydi1000 July 20, 2015
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laying a dump at home

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.
by Anonrouge July 12, 2017
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Ashton Lay

A short asian boy with glasses. He is a decent guy, and I recommend you be friends with him!
You should meet Ashton Lay! He's a great guy!
by milfsearcher6969 August 26, 2021
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Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
by Layingsnakeismygame April 09, 2022
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lay the avocado

omg! lay the avocado replied to my tweet let's sCREam
by jaiilinx February 12, 2021
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Lay eggs

Something that someone named Chloe always says.
Chloe: "LAY EGGS"

Everyone: "stfu"
by chloe_gyuri January 12, 2025
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