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baby landmine

When your girlfriend has been building up a shit for a long time to where her stomache looks like she is pregnant and you curb stomp her stomache so she explodes in a shitty fury.
My wife has been constipated for the past two weeks so I did a baby landmine on her.
by Babymineboy March 1, 2016
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dirty landmines

Dirty landmines are pieces of geese shit
by Armanii Is Cool January 19, 2018
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Volleyball Landmine

When you jizz into the sand on a beach volleyball court, and then cover it with more sand, leaving it to be discovered by a later person.
Ew! Someone left a Volleyball Landmine on the court!
by CurlingFetishist October 13, 2019
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o'lando

O'Lando is a hairlineless person. Instead of having a brain he has a potato. O'Lando's also have a disease that causes there nerves to act up in videogames. O'Lando is also a friend you have to let go
O'Lando has a potato head thats why he have no hairline
by MinecraftGod252 February 18, 2020
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Internet Landmark

Something that's an important part of the Internet's history; Usually due to being either extremely well-known or being the the first occurrence of something.
by anonymous February 11, 2021
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rip landon

dont fall for it landon joke will be ur end
someone:"rip landon
someone else:" who is landon???"
someone:"landon my left n3t
by rose kai is king April 28, 2021
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A Landon

A Landon is Usually a tall black male with sometimes a afro. They usually think they are hard BUT they are pretty cool and they are good in relationships. Landons are NEVER two-faced to anyone and you can always rely upon then.
You act so much like a Landon.

You’re such a Landon.

I want me a Landon
by Coppatoppa May 21, 2021
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