ye long old lady

The Ye Long Old Lady is a lady who has an extremely long penis. Their penis is so long president Lincoln cut half of it off to build the White House. Being a trans they cannot find anyone to make out with.

Ye Long Old Lady is walking by

by GreasyRooster1 March 15, 2022

Ladydoor

An annoying joke in the Dan and Phil phandom. When Dan and Phil were playing fireboy and watergirl, Phil called the door in which watergirl exited the "ladydoor" because it had a girl symbol on it.

phil: I'm going to block anyone who comments ladydoor

by YOUR OBEDIENT SERVANT April 18, 2018

Tits out for the lads!

This is a traditional English chant, usually sung by groups of males in pubs as a mark of respect / serenade to any passing female / bar maid who happens to have a decent pair of landmines (Tits). Also used as a traditional Anglo Saxon heckle in pubs in the North of England, usually used to drown out any female trying to either sing or make an announcement.

Female singer starts trying to give a rendition of some shitty love song on the Karaoke. Assembled males start to chant
"Get yer tits out, get yer tits out, get yer tits out for the lads..... Get yer tits out for the lads!!!" Female leaves the stage in tears / embarrassment, resulting in a huge cheer!!!

by Nick J Liverpool February 25, 2009

Lady Humps

contrary to popular belief that "no one knows what it means", lady humps are anything curvaceous on a female body. Songs that reference these are known to be provocative and get the crowd going.

"I'm not skating to anything that references lady humps. I don't even know what that means!!" Jimmy MacElroy

by 123helloitsme December 19, 2010

Osama Bin Laden is dead

Phrase commemorating the "removal" of terrorist leader of Al-Qaida Osama Bin Laden, by US forces on May 1st, 2011.

New Yorker: Justice's a bitch
New Englander: WICKED. Osama's dead
New Jersey Dude: **** yea. I would not be caught dead fistpumping!
Southerner: yeaaa niggas dead
SoCal Resident: yeaaa son. Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Christians worldwide: Thanks be to God!
Real Muslims worlwide: Allahu Akbar!
Extremist Muslims who favor terrorism: Shit...
Bush: I was right.

by jouschwabalos May 25, 2011

jacobs ladder

Several piercings down the length of the shaft of the penis.

8=:=:=:=D

You can see the three piercings making up the Jacobs Ladder.
There are often more.

by Jethrob May 8, 2008

LaDainian Tomlinson

A running back who, when all is said and done, will hold every significant running back record in the NFL (barring injury). Called LT for short (not to be confused with Lawrence Taylor).

By retirement, LT will be in the same light, possibly overshadowing: Walter Payton, Barry Sanders, Gale Sayers, Jim Brown, & O.J. Simpson (the good OJ; not the wife-killing OJ).

LaDainian Tomlinson is the best running back in the game right now by far.

by JamesF1987 October 31, 2007