Shit Kittens

To be so cute that even one's excrement is as adorable as a young feline.

Did you see that girl playing beach volley ball? She was so cute she'd shit kittens.

by RodgerDogger May 5, 2010

Kristen

Joel's hole. The hittest bitch in Iowa. Super duper whore want to get laid I got her number give her some drugs n she will move in with u. #freepussy #hit #chewbacca

You wanna do drugs? No I don't wanna turn into a Kristen.

by caveDonkey November 19, 2016

sandy kittens

when a blonde girl's carpet matches her drapes.

daaaamn! he was like totally pullin' on my sandy kittens!!

by ratchetjaw June 11, 2006

Kitten

hidious disgusting creatures that piss everywhere.

Kittens are freaking disqusting as crap dude.

by Desi Desi Desi July 21, 2008

Kitten Wrangling

The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.

TD & Smoke souped up their dump truck in anticipation of their trek to search for Kitten Wranglers.

by donkeycum August 18, 2003

kittened

Getting beat in a video game by a female gamer named Kittened

Man, I just got kittened by Kittened.

by Mehdusa November 13, 2013

aethiest kittens

kittens that are old enough to have opened their eyes.

carl "your christian kittens are getting so cute"
john "these are aethiest kittens, dude"
carl "last week you said they were christian kittens!"
john "yea, but now they've opened their eyes."

by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011