knock you off the mat

I’m going to beat you fight you or I’m going to damage you
Shut up before I have to knock you off the mat 🚶 ♀️
by Keleajx October 19, 2017
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Knock Pocketbooks

Any occasion when evil promises you more than what you may already be receiving, esp on the journey toward.
And Jesus said to Satan. "I appreciate you, bro, but we'll NEVER knock pocketbooks!
by Rovich68 July 22, 2015
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Knock Off News

1. A news article with an attached headline that's written for the purpose of being passed off as a significant piece of news; i.e. click bait.

2. A piece of news that resembles quality news but lacks thorough reasoning and explanation as to why it should be considered significant to the reader or viewer. Usually takes much less time and effort to write about then a significant piece of news; i.e. yellow journalism.

3. News that lacks basic citation and sourcing techniques, opting for unverified primary or secondary sources in order to increase the speed at which the article or social media post is published. Might be written for the intended purpose of progressing a personal stance on a subject that would otherwise be impossible if the news were properly sourced; i.e. fake news.

4. A cheap imitation of a piece of quality news. Written with lower grammatical and spelling standards than the original piece of quality news. Derived from primary source articles without proper citation back to the original article. Often found on sites with business practices that are based around publishing trending stories en masse as they begin to go viral online; i.e content farms.

6. Advertisements and editorials that are written with the intent to be seen as quality news. While they may contain a proper citation, they are often written and placed in such a manner that they go unnoticed by the average reader or viewer; i.e. advertorial.
"This story on the local news about a local dog show seems like knock off news and is a waste of my time."
by Stang February 15, 2017
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Knock sacks

To knock sacks is to slam you and a bros nutsacks together while you are doing double penetration on a girl.
Bro, me and Johnny are gonna knock sacks on Alyssa tonight.
by Willy the Huge October 05, 2017
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Knock-off Fortnite hacker

bro i just beat you in knock-off fortnite.Bro you're hacking.no I'm not.Brooooooo you're such a knock-off fortnite hacker
by Kadwad September 07, 2023
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Knocked up

Naima got knocked up by her daddy.
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knocked up

Having sex and then impregnating.
Dude 1: Yo i knocked up Mrs. fag
Dude 2: NOWAY!
by x_squishygirlx December 12, 2019
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