Knob

Meaning to be a complete and utter dick head.

Luke Shaw is a Knobhead

by daddy lucifer January 4, 2022

Door knob

A school friendly word for stupid.

my friend tripped in the hallway and I called him a door knob.

by Your a door knob September 16, 2017

Knob Collar

Foreskin

As I taught the students on how to pronounce 'foreskin' and as im female and due to some of them being foreign. We reached the point during the lesson where variations of the word needed to be shown. Among them was 'knob collar' as a slang variant.

by Mitch 'Michelle' Green June 27, 2015

Cunt Knob

A dispatcher who does not know what they are doing.

That cunt knob dispatched me to the wrong house.

by Rogue Paramedic October 20, 2021

knuckle knob

A person that is so stupid and does everything wrong.

That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and it's still leaking.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024

Knob Wrench

A rough wank that stretches and thins the penis shaft and gives a shiny purple bell end.

"Damn that woman has a strangle hold!!! She gave me Knob Wrench!"

"My dick looks like a cherry on a stalk after that Knob Wrench!"

by Eddie Grundie July 21, 2012

Grassy Knob

An absolute twat of a man who refuses to ever shave his grassy knoll. He expects oral favors even though he has a slobbin' knobbin'! When he refuses to be manscapin', then let that man be (e)scapin'!

"You don't want that grassy knob to give you a salty pirate."

-Linzey

by Jat42069 January 16, 2024