knob twat

Knob Twat - someone who is a complete dick and cunt at the same time.

Can also be a fucking big Knob twat

See that guy over there? He is the biggest knob twat I’ve ever met.

by Cheekygirl69 September 10, 2018

Knob of Cheese

An uncircumcised man's smegma crusted penis

When I asked you for a knob of cheese I didn't expect you to pull that nasty thing out!

by The red man March 13, 2023

Corn on the knob

When a male eats corn for supper and then takes a shit and doesn't wipe good so when the man get head he leaves some corm on his penis and balls so it is corn on the knob

Thomas doesn't wipe very good after he takes a shit and his girlfriend is gonna get to perform corn on the knob

by Facia February 26, 2019

Corn on the Knob

A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.

Guy 1: Yeah man, I did a Corn on the Knob to Gary last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!

by Nuggette January 10, 2018

knob swab

A gay man giving oral sex

Steven Colbert's band is full of knob swabbers

by Rosieola2013 September 17, 2015

knob stacker

A man or woman who preforms fellatio in a frequent manner and indiscriminate manner.

Did you see Jessica all over David and Mark last night, she's such a knob stacker.

by April 11, 2024

stinky door knob

When your mother is constantly pissing you off about your cat being on the counter tops so you rub the cats ass all over the counter tops every handle and door knob in the house.

Dylan "I will rub the cats ass on everything"

I'm doing to stinky door knob the fuck out of this kitchen.

by Hole January 04, 2016