When a teacher gets laid the night before and comes in to the lesson doing unexpected acts of niceness or easy work/group role plays. However, if they have not been laid, they will come into the lesson and be very grouchy, often leading to students being sent out for minor things.
Person 1: Why are we doing role plays in a Business lesson?
Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?
Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!
Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?
Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!
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