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The Jones Theory

When a teacher gets laid the night before and comes in to the lesson doing unexpected acts of niceness or easy work/group role plays. However, if they have not been laid, they will come into the lesson and be very grouchy, often leading to students being sent out for minor things.
Person 1: Why are we doing role plays in a Business lesson?

Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?

Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!
by The nefarious ween March 15, 2011
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Pink Eye Jones

After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye.
"I would totally pink eye jones that bitch."
by Skip Williams December 25, 2007
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Jones high school

Jones high is a school located west Orlando where it’s full of black hoes who are fucked out and the dumbest black kids go there it’s lit af & most of west Orlando goes there and after school they go to Mc donalds to get fucked
Jones high school is the best school in west Orlando

#Crosstownwethehottestinthecity
by Kynadalksmith January 20, 2020
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Penis Jones

a constant hinderance; always there and ready
MJ is such a penis jones, not anything like a beezley}
by Becky November 30, 2004
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norah jones

A term coined in albuquerque as a combination of "No" and "Ora (as in Orale)." Can be used as an exclamatory phrase or as a comparative term. Created by the bowlas.
Norah Jones, bro! That's sick!

It's hot as a Norah out here.
by Alex McCue January 12, 2008
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mike jones

rap (and real) version of "south park"-'s timmy.
"announcer: and now ... introducing ... timmmy ... and the lords of the under-world!
*band plays some type of sound variation resembling 'metal'*
timmy: timmy!"

-or-

"DJ:now the latest hit from mike jones, 'mike jones,' off the album <u>mike jones</u>!
mike jones: mike jones!"
by spitinacopsface March 8, 2007
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Davy Jones’ Locker

where semen go to die. the small of a slapper's back, but can include her arse as well. often adorned with a tramp stamp.
wow, even the prosta-tots have a shag-tag on Davy JonesLocker now-a-days!
by bcoe January 31, 2008
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