Parsley Smite: Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Jayden Fat-oh: "You just said they were nuts, retard"
Parsley Smite: "you're Jaydening so hard right now"
Jayden Fat-oh: "You just said they were nuts, retard"
Parsley Smite: "you're Jaydening so hard right now"
by MC Supreme August 2, 2023

Jayden is a loving and crazy person. Weather girl or boy, this person has to have a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Jayden is 1 of my best friends
by Annaisaweirdo28 November 22, 2021

A really nice guy who loves basketball and loves to play nba 2k17 and cod he picks up all the girls and has fun on face book and snapchat he also has alot of ugly friends
by Anonymouseddsssonsb June 14, 2017

upon meeting a Jayden, you’ll find “starstruck” the most accurate word. From his fashion to his easy going and wonderful personality Jayden is the one of the most perfect specimen of men you will ever be pleased to meet.
Jaydens usually distract themselves with
- cod
- cars
& TRACK!!!
if you meet a jayden please keep him or else i’ll come steal him
Jaydens usually distract themselves with
- cod
- cars
& TRACK!!!
if you meet a jayden please keep him or else i’ll come steal him
by omgwtfishapoening September 12, 2021

Jayden in stupid
by Robert jacob February 4, 2020

he has rl big penis. and he's smart sweet caring and will destroy your well you know what.... (wink wink)
by bobduncanlol February 2, 2021
