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jade

Jade is a Beautiful girl. She makes almost everyone laugh, even when she doesn't try. She loves mascara, crewneck sweaters, and hot Cheetos.She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She is loyal and sensitive.Don't mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She's not so popular and has been through so much. she's mostly known as "Rickies gf at school."
Someone: Omg jade is beautiful!!
someone #2: ikr I wish I was like jade
by jade.loves.mascara May 14, 2022
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Jade forde

Somebody who is falling apart but nobody can see past her because she's good at holding in her emotions. She helps other people when their sad but when she's sad there's nobody there who cares for her.

A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.
"Are you okay?"

"Fine"

"Okay then"

'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'

"Nobody likes 'jade forde'
by CalumHemmings May 4, 2014
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Jade

Jade is not always a girl but is a very cool dude that everyone loves
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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jade

A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.
Almost every hot topic worker is a Jade.

Or
That weirdo in the corner is such a Jade.
by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 18, 2018
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Jade the weed queen

Jade is an interesting girl. A total weirdo, but good vibes always. She is a fiend. She always has a crusher or paper on her waiting for the next blunt. She loves her friends to death. She is easy to like and very hard to forget. For that long lasting impression get yourself a jade weed queen
Jade the weed queen is always really.

I want to be like Jade the weed queen.
by Kuukie November 21, 2023
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Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques
Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk
by masterwu69 October 7, 2025
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Roni-Jade

A sweet ol' girl who makes the homeboys fall in love.

She is always there for people and makes everyone smile.

She is beautiful.
I want to be like Roni-Jade
by Fralana August 14, 2016
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