Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.

Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!

by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020

Tree Cock

When one male's copious amount of pubic hair outgrows the length of his penis. The result looks like a tree top.

Cindy: See that boy over there? I bet he has a huge penis.
Naomi: It makes no difference. i hooked up with him once. Severe tree cock.

by Cheepmunk Nehhhst May 1, 2014

Mad Tree

Big, hard penile erection.

I woke up this morning with mad tree.. That bitch gives me mad tree.

by AndyMcnastyyy February 14, 2021

Chistmas tree

My favorite definition of it is the one that describes somebody who is funny and kind

Girl1 : OMG he's sooo funny!!!!
Girl2 :and kind!

Girl3 : he's a chistmas tree!
Girl1 and 2 : YEAH!

by TheRealCoreanJisoo January 7, 2021

spamming-tree

When using reply all to respond to a message of over 1000 people to convey that you didn't want the email.

Sir, we have an alert for a serious spamming-tree incident currently plaguing the global group dynamic list for all employees.

by KeinoBombastic June 26, 2023

Tree rodent

Your common, everyday squirrel. The bullies of urban wildlife

When I take my dog for a walk in the park, c the tree rodents tease him unmercifully.

by anonymous October 16, 2021

Tree piss

when two people or a combination of people and small rodents ingage in a crocidle pile up when one is missing half of one of their index finger and both participants are at the highest point in the tree with a jar of pure canadian maple syrup.

tree piss is a rare occurance ive only experienced once or twice.

by Bumjol January 27, 2007