There's no "I" in "Team"

It's the exceptionally annoying thing that "motivational" speakers say, but it does have the ultimate put down, Read On.....

Speaker: There's no "I" in "team".

Student: You're right, but there is a "U" in CUNT.

by SectionStar September 10, 2009

i cannot

When you have had enough of a situation. An incomplete phrase however understood by multiple youths

Jamie: Mom I need $ for clothes
Mom: No Jamie, you need a job

Jamie: ugh! Literally mom, I cannot
Mom: Jamie what the hell are you talking about?

by ladybugmafia3456 May 19, 2014

I can't

A popular thing to say on Tumblr when something, particularly a post, where it's so stupid or funny that you just can't. You can't laugh or shake your head, because it's so ridiculous.

A: "No one asked me to prom, so I took my calculator. His name is T.I. (Texas Instruments)"
B: I CAN'T!

by Tumblrer May 6, 2013

I-Hole

n. A person afflicted by the social ineptitude caused by I-Phones, I-Pods, and other forms of technology. Characteristics include staring aimlessly at one's I-Phone in social settings where normal people hold conversations with living, breathing people; offering to plug in your I-Pod to your friend's car when no one asked you to do so.

Kevin- "Hey do you have an I-Pod hook-up?"
Kym- "No, I-Hole, this is my car and you will listen to my mix CDs."

by kym f February 15, 2010

i-Pwned

When you either drop your i-Phone and a large crack goes across the screen or the software freezes

Hey man i totally got i-Pwned last night when i was drunk and droped my i-Phone

by masonturnbull April 18, 2010

Triple i

Stands for "Intercourse is inevitable." This refers to a situation where sexual activity is certain to occur. This is usually during a social situation at a club or party where alcohol is being consumed but is not limited to these settings.

"Dude I totally met this chick on the dance floor and it is totally triple i. Intercourse is inevitable. Can I use your bed?"

by mr irvine March 29, 2009

I-Duff

Irritating
Designated
Ugly
Fat
Friend
or (I-DUFF)

The new and improved Apple trademarked iDUFF to irritate the fuck out of everyone!

Similar to a dumb bitch and even more similar to the everyday DUFF, but irritating as hell.

A dumb bitch who comes who college dorm uninvited to hang with her roommate while her roommate is visiting her boyfriend at another college and who just wants a little poontang. The I-Duff not only cockblocks said boyfriend, but annoys every fucking in the building through the following: 1) Bitch yells to everyone all the fuckin' time how she loves you 2) Bitch somehow learns your name, even though you and previously mentioned boyfriend haven't mentioned it 3) Does dumb shit all the fucking time to irritate the hell out of every soul around her, thus causing everyone to be pissed off 4) All of the duff traits are fullfilled, thus not even making for a nice bust-a-nut night with any guy around while his roommate is gone

by Smith 105 January 20, 2009