"Last night, I got the old lady with The Helen Keller, she tripped over the dog and stubbed her toe on the couch."
by Jamalpaperman November 24, 2022
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a literal metal & neon wearing maggot that should be despised by all walks of life
don't let the futuristic fascists, or the hedonistic libertarians corrupt society with their highly advanced cities made for the unknowing soon-to-be hedonist progressive.
don't let the futuristic fascists, or the hedonistic libertarians corrupt society with their highly advanced cities made for the unknowing soon-to-be hedonist progressive.
Thomas M. : goddamn, that technocratically hedonistic futurist next door irks the shit out of me, what a little bitch.
Micah X. : you got that right.
From Commieville, to Conservatopia,, to hell with futurists.
Micah X. : you got that right.
From Commieville, to Conservatopia,, to hell with futurists.
by MartianSupremacist August 20, 2024
Get the Technocratically Hedonistic Futurist mug.The Helen tooth is a phenomenon that affects a small minority of the population. It is characterised by a typically uncomfortable and sometimes painful tingling/floating sensation in the teeth or gums when the individual needs to urinate and/or dedicate and may result in extreme relief once the person has done so. In some people, it may occur only, or more extremely after ignoring bathroom urges for a prolonged period. At this time it has no known cause.
by Lucas, McKinley March 3, 2024
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She also has a unique style of talking...Its like she talks rounding all letters..or maybe its a different language used long ago...?
Her favourite music artist is Billie Eilish and she really likes doing the "one shoulder up" move everytime! It is a little intimidating though...
She also has a unique style of talking...Its like she talks rounding all letters..or maybe its a different language used long ago...?
Her favourite music artist is Billie Eilish and she really likes doing the "one shoulder up" move everytime! It is a little intimidating though...
by Coaielius November 26, 2024
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Use free-style Sovereign Hedonism immediately. Like we taught you, you retard... ...and stop being such a needy brain damaged rent boy, like you learned to be from your dad.
by The Kretin April 6, 2025
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Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”
Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”
Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”
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