This mf has the jawbones capable of bringing back world peace. He's the guy your girlfriend is talking about. mans is cocky asf and is anything but a virgin.
by Lmao Stranger Stranger April 5, 2021
Get the Hawksmug. girl bent over attached to the wheelchair while the disabled guy has sex with her with a machine making her go up and down while riding around in a circle
by Gwazzo March 11, 2025
Get the the HAWKING shakemug. Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024
Get the Ethan Hawkemug. by 'Tomer July 26, 2005
Get the Golden Hawkmug. A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
by anonymous December 9, 2021
Get the Shit Hawkmug. Some people think of a hawk as a free spirited bird, when really a hawk is far more cautious than a human when you notice the little things about it. A hawk doesn't have money to buy groceries, or to buy guns, bow's and arrows, and gas to go hunting. A hawk has to depend on itself to survive. A human wouldn't last long trying to live like a hawk, a wolf, or a shark, which is why humans are nothing like these animals, they have nothing in common with them despite the repeated attempts of some to compare themselves to these animals (which is a lot like narcissism, if not plain narcissism).
by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020
Get the Hawkmug. The spreader lies to help deflect attention away from the truth because it is too difficult to accept
by anonymous February 15, 2024
Get the Palestinian Hawkmug.