Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).

Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.

by Jock Turner July 2, 2007

hand diddles

Sexual pleasure from hand stimulation.

I was driving down the road and the hand diddles was so good I had to stick my gum in the ashtray.

by Kevin Michael Bradley February 16, 2009

spitty hand

The smell that lingers on the givers hand after a blow job.

RD:"What's that smell?"
BU:"That's my spitty hand"
RD:"Where'd you get that from"
BU:"I was bobbing for applies this morning w/SC"

by Bethy U December 9, 2008

hand crotch

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger is your hand crotch.

My hand crotch is hurting so bad!

by bombshell89 January 24, 2014

hand throb

hand·throb ha-nd-throb

noun

1. a rapid hand beat or pulsation of the hand.

2. a passionate or sentimental hand.

3. a special someone who is on your mind when you do your own thingie.

My hand throb Andrea and I became best buddies.

by knick January 28, 2014

hand dooker

Basically a hand job as used as a last resort or as barter or trade.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.

Friend: What happened with you and Julie?

"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead

" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".

by DJBELLTOWER June 4, 2014

Nerd's Hands

When a PC gamer's hand is in a relaxed position, Their hand is moulded like their mouse.When their left hand is in a relaxed position, The pinkie is curled up seeking a shift key.

"Jamie has a serious case of nerd's hands from playing too much PC games."

by Jampo November 2, 2013