A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).
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by Kevin Michael Bradley February 16, 2009
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BU:"That's my spitty hand"
RD:"Where'd you get that from"
BU:"I was bobbing for applies this morning w/SC"
BU:"That's my spitty hand"
RD:"Where'd you get that from"
BU:"I was bobbing for applies this morning w/SC"
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Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
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noun
1. a rapid hand beat or pulsation of the hand.
2. a passionate or sentimental hand.
3. a special someone who is on your mind when you do your own thingie.
noun
1. a rapid hand beat or pulsation of the hand.
2. a passionate or sentimental hand.
3. a special someone who is on your mind when you do your own thingie.
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When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.
Friend: What happened with you and Julie?
"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead
" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".
"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead
" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".
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