herpalaids

It's where you have herpies,zika, Ebola, and aids.

Be careful of her over there, she has herpalaids!

by Ayeitsfelicia November 13, 2016

Herpe Heathen

Her/py/He/than; Herpe Heathen-- Just like any other offensive name, a Herpe Heathen is a name often referred to a very well "Bitchy" person. Which for any one this can go more than one way depending on how you use it.

Jessica- "Wow! you are such a queer."
Vanessa-"Shut up you fucking herpe heathen!"

Dick-" You got what from who!? Sad to say man, but you are official a herpe heathen.

by Shloopz January 4, 2017

herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.

1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.

by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017

Herpaitis

A lot of stds together

Dakota has herpaitis and she tried to give it to James

by Herpaitis April 11, 2017

Herpagions

A dirty,nasty,smelling like 10 cans of tuna fish setting in the sun vagina

Shes got a herpagions between her legs

by 420billy July 9, 2017

herpedextrious

when one has herpes in both the mouth and genitals

man, don't fuck her, not only does she have herpes on her mouth, she also has them on her coochie, shes herpedextrious.

by DisReady April 27, 2017

Herpdoggy dog

Another funny word for herpies

He is humping all these females he will get herpdoggy dog

by Callme ty ty June 14, 2017