gover

A colloquial term for describing a hangover as a result of tanking too much alcohol.

Terence has got such a bad gover today, he spewed out the front of our house.

I'm so govered after drinking pints of vermouth last night.

by Ldawg May 8, 2008

government credit card

food stamp/medicaid card, or any other card issued by state or federal government agencies

1)i don't know how my broke ass would eat without my government credit card!

2)you need to go to the doctor? no sweat, use the government credit card

by caz money August 11, 2007

governed

"To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so. To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished. It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be placed under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed; then at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harrassed, hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed, and to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored. That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality."

--Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it..."

by Academician April 26, 2006

pussy glove

a female condom; a diaphragm

Zaq's bitch had to use a pussy glove cuz he ran out of condoms.

by Zaq and C-Momma December 13, 2005

dance on someone's grave

to profit from someone's misfortune

That guy who wants to own a monoploly won't be dancing on anyones grave when the police notice.

by Light Joker January 3, 2005

Government

People who think they have the right to put you in your place, but really don't, but then again really do.

The government is silly.

by Olive Oil 98 November 13, 2017

dutch gloven

A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.

Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.

by the comand'r December 9, 2013