greasy salamander

when you are so disgusting that you start referring to yourself as a greasy salamander

“dude i haven’t showered in 3 days and i feel like a greasy salamander”
“that’s freaking disgusting”

by u.r.a.greasy.salamander June 9, 2018

Hubba Greased

Gettting extremely beaten or owned.

Dang son! You just got Hubba greased! Deet!

by Jordan Shypulski February 19, 2009

no girl gets left behind association

1) A concept based on the G.W. Bush era, where a brave and daring group of men decide that all women will be laid in their presence, even the not so desirable ones. Their logo is of an american flag with two holes cut out, this is used to cover the faces of the ugly hoes who's faces will have to be wrapped in the flag in order to complete the brave task of banging them. 2) A group of men who are looking for action any way they can get it.

I heard that Rob is part of the "no girl gets left behind association". Now there is a man who boldly goes where many men have gone before.

by HansJaeger May 20, 2006

Greaser

A greased up bacon-dick.

Harold: Hey Barbara, where did all that acne come from?
Barbara: My boyfriend slapped me in the face with his greaser.

Harold: Oh

by bobobuns May 20, 2010

greased

To be intoxicated or extremely high off marijuana

Shonda is greased she smoked 5 jays

by creammy_3 December 19, 2003

gets

hook up, had a sexual experience with

"yo dude im gonna get my gets with that girl tonight."

by B-ride November 16, 2007

gets

Short for "get it?" or "get me?"

"Geez, Kelsy! I've got work to do and I don't need you breathing down my neck. Gets?"

by Retro Junkie July 7, 2006