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Godless Left

The opposite and much more dangerous counterpart to the so called religious right the godless left wants absolute power over government and the nation and will use any opportunity such as economic crises, natural disasters, mass murders, etc. to further their liberal social agenda. The godless left would rather pass moronic liberal social policies, ban free speech (unless you agree with them), and point fingers at everybody else, instead of doing anything worthwhile for the United States. They want the US to have an atheistic government and to brainwash everybody into sharing their same views.

Members of the godless left can often be found complaining about "In God We Trust" on the the American dollar, "One Nation, Under God" in the pledge (or the whole pledge), and will bitch anytime somebody says "God Bless America." They think they are being threatened every time they see Christian imagery, and generally they exist to make the world a shittier place.

Members of the godless left are often leftists who also promote things like gutting our national defense, wasting money on carbon credits,
"Religious right? The religious right is harmless besides for a few moronic traitors in that inbred Westboro "Baptist Church". The real threat is the godless left who is working to strip your rights and destroy everything America stands for. They would force gay marriage instead of civil unions, remove the 2nd amendment to the Constitution, and ban freedom of religion if they could."
by KingLampshade May 21, 2009
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goblegoble

eating with the mouth after dinner, or between brakes, in rush hour,
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con goggles

since there is a lack of women at a con what litte amount of women there is suddenly goes up about 3 to 4 numbers on the 1 to 10 scale
example:dude i think i was wearing con goggles yesterday i saw the same girl yesterday at the con she was a nine but after the con the next day i saw her she was a six
by the ragin asian October 18, 2010
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beer goggles

entirely too drunk and think some one is way hotter then they are.
bro: dude she was so hot!

bro2: you had the worst beer goggles on
by mad dog 22 June 14, 2011
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Uranium Goggles

When one places there testicles on a sleeping friends eyes and then wakes them up.
Quick Fred is asleep give him the uranium goggles for when he wakes up.
by PigDog69er December 15, 2011
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goggle it

When a retard spells google wrong.
you spelled google wrong YOU SON OF A BITCH *arnold voice.

google it, not goggle it.
by T.J. Dubz July 27, 2011
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Swiss Goggles

A sexual activity which involves the male putting his testicles on the eyes of his partner.
Oh Jesus, he just gave her the swiss goggles.
by Tony November 7, 2003
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