Colive Garden

.noun
An atrocious place of business. Unprofessionalism and sexual misconduct thrive in its environment. If you ask for assistance you’ll find yourself very unwelcome to have done so. The employees here are beyond scum of the earth.

“Hi, welcome to Colive Garden! If you need anything, please don’t ask.”

by Tobymagwire July 21, 2022

garden scissors

Scissors that you use to cut up nuggets of weed.

Bethony: Jermino pass me the scissors

Jermino: For what ?

Bethony: The weed

Jemino: Oh the garden scissors

Bethony: Ye. Sure.

by Gickles November 24, 2017

Jimmy garden

Jimmy also known as Jamie is a stunning sexy man w his lickable 6 pack. He is a very nice (totally not awkward) being. He also has rumours of having a 89.56739210 dong

Guy 1: ‘‘Hey that guy over there is pretty non jimmy garden’s’.

Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.

by Oscar female August 2, 2021

gardener pack

A 3-pack of beer in alumimum cans usually sold at liquor stores and 7-11s. Each beer ranges anywhere from 18oz-25oz and only comes in major brands. Commonly purchased by or for teams of gardeners for consumption during or after a job on a hot summer day.

Wife: What's this 3-pack of Miller Lite doing in the fridge, honey? I thought you only drink Scotch.

Husband: Oh, I bought that for Jose and his guys when they come over to mow the lawn this afternoon. Its going to be 95 degrees outside. I thought I'd get them a gardener pack to cool off afterwards.

by Penus DeMilo August 7, 2021

twat garden

A hairy and unkempt vagina.

That Sarah has never shaved her pussy. She's got a real twat garden growing.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.

I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.

by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025

watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019