When Aloysius went out in the summer for the first time, he turned beet red everywhere except for his Dakota Garden.
by Show Me A Chicken August 18, 2010
Hi, welcome to my gardening tool store ^_^
Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!
Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!
by Gardening_Tool October 4, 2018
I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.
by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.
by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021
Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.
No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2019
by Richey0134 August 11, 2021