Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube for vaginal dryness

god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'

by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025

Grease

A person that nobody in the cool kids group likes, but still sticks to them just to get attention, clout , and all in all just to be one of them.

“ Man i cant handle these grease in my school, always sticking to my dick when im trying to make plans with my friends!”

by NarlyJordanian666 July 3, 2018

Caught grease

When a single action causes multiple reactions, affecting more than one person/group/organization for the same reason - splattering like grease and landing on several individuals.

Man, those servers up front caught grease for the new burger sauce recipe.

by Brando's Magnum Dong September 24, 2021

nipple grease

Leakage that comes from a nipple, typically when happy or aroused.

¨When she bounced on my dick I got nipple grease everywhere ¨

by Nipple_Grease April 13, 2017

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

rump grease

An oily, malodorous substance found in the folds and cracks of one's butt. Typically found after a hasty wipe and/or following a rigorous workout routine. Similar to butt cheese or duck butter. Could also be a prime ingredient in the making of truffle butter.

Noun: I itched my butt and retrieved a healthy dollop of Rump Grease.

Verb: My girlfriend Rump Greased my driveshaft. I had to take an immediate shower. It itched for a week.

by Doc184 August 8, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016