greasy grundle gamble 

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.

I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!

greasy grundle gamble by salty ballz July 30, 2006

greaseturd 

greaseturd is a mixture of food scraps and grease forming a turd usually black in color greasy and stinky normally found in kitchen drains

my kitchen sink drain was blocked solid by greaseturds and had to be snaked those greaseturds are nasty and stinky what a mess it made

greaseturd by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

Greasy momma

A female version of a slick daddy. She wears prada but only has one dollar in her pocket. She birthed children just to collect welfare.

That girl is a total greasy momma

Greasy momma by Urbanoreos July 2, 2016

Greasy Bastard 

removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and lodging it in her ear to give the "wet willy" effect

I gave my girl a greasy bastard last night
omg did you just give me a greasy bastard?
prepare for a greasy bastard you slut

Greasy Bastard by GingGang August 21, 2018

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory 

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade

That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory by v1cious October 6, 2004

Nickelback Greatest Hits Album

Nickelback got together and created a CD of there best hits, unfortunately in the end this CD was released with 0 songs on it, as Nickelback has no great hits

smith: "did you get that Nickelback Greatest Hits Album yet?"
Johnson: "you mean the one with 0 songs on it, thats that shit, that Nickelback pays you to buy because it's that shit?"
smith: "yes that one"
Johnson: "yea i got it yesterday"

Nickelback Greatest Hits Album by T-Unit45 October 31, 2009

Greasy Cigar 

3 KFC Chips wrapped in KFC Chicken skin preferably from a keel or a breast piece. Dunked in KFC Chicken gravy.

The Greasy Cigar is quite simply the greatest tasting fast food delight you can ever imagine. FACT

Greasy Cigar by Lee Founder of the Big GC March 10, 2011