gorilla dentures

when the overgrown pubic bush of your partner becomes entangled in ones teeth and or more commonly "braces"
man 1. EWW you made out with colleen ??
man 2. yea i dont think shes that bad?
man 1. bro i gave that bitch gorilla dentures last week how do my pubes taste?
by dylan dostie July 24, 2012
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paper gorillas

they have small flimsy dicks
"my friend got me models of paper gorillas fo my birthday"
"fuck him"
by 69 months January 09, 2022
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Gorilla Lookin Ass

A female who is so attractive you would literally kill a gorilla to fuck her. Alternatively you would pay an handsome fee to have her ride your face like a circus train full of gorillas. One might also jump out of a bush like a gorilla to surprise her with a tasty beverage and then fuck her vigorously....like a gorilla. The phrase stems from the primal, reproductive pull that is so out-of-control that all forethought is completely lost on the beholder. This is when the man beholding that “gorilla lookin ass” will literally turn his wallet inside out just to get a whiff of that gorilla lookin ass.
“I just dropped a G on that Gorilla Lookin Ass. Her baby daddy don’t even know that I just busted my nut all up in it. “

“As soon as I saw that Gorilla lookin ass, money started fallin outta my bank.”

“I used to be rich, until I saw that gorilla lookin ass...now she rich”
by WonkasWillie December 19, 2019
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Gorilla Teeth

Gorilla teeth is when someone has more gums showing in a smile then they have teeth showing. Serious cases of gorilla teeth occur where a smile can only show the gums and the top row of teeth.
That girl was super attractive until she smiled, her gorilla teeth were a total cock block.
by The_cro October 23, 2017
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Gorillas Breakfast

A turd with an aroma that is so delicious that once passed could be eaten again.
Oi Shel!!! The bog won't flush! *starts wafting air into nasal passages* Don't worry sweetheart its a proper gorillas breakfast. *wafts air into nasal passages once more* Smells like a tasty Fray Bentos steak and kidney Pie!!
by Kentin August 20, 2018
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