Opportunistic Fucker

Noun, Adjective

1. a person that may have sex with whatever offers when in the mood, may include inanimate objects as well

2. someone not considered a bisexual but will have sex with anyone of either gender without hesitation

Steve was not a bisexual, he was very much a straight man, but when he was horny it was fair game to anyone who offered but after he peaked it was back to being a straight man, which made him and Opportunistic Fucker

by Idregger April 28, 2011

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Sneaky Fucker

Waits for people to have sex, runs out the closet, sticks it in, and then runs away yelling "VICTORY!"

Beware of sneaky fuckers, the motel has had quite a few

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mutton fucker

A worthless and contemptable individual. The suggestion is not only that said person would participate in beastialty, but necrophilia at the same time.

That stupid little mutton fucker voted for Dubya. Twice!

by Rat Bastid August 24, 2011

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Tickle Fucker

A person who constantly tickles the sexual area of another.

"Hahah, Stop it you tickle fucker. haha"

by Andrew Taube April 29, 2008

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cum-fucker

What you say when nothing works out how you want it to.

Ex. Walter tries airport sink 1. It doesn't work. Walter tries airport sink 2. It doesn't work. Walter tries airport sink 3. It works. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 3. It doesn't work. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 2. It doesn't work. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 1. It doesn't work. CUM-FUCKER!!!!!

by kopacetic November 4, 2015

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