Flopper

Someone who fails in a sexual encounter to to temporary impotence. Usually due to alcohol or nerves.

Person A: Man, flopped it big time last night
Person B: You flopper.

by Down_to_pound March 12, 2009

Transylvania Flopper

The act of making love to a fresh cadaver and then proceeding to receive a blow job from another living person and then slapping them across the face with your cock.

"Dude what'd you do last night?"

"I went to the morgue with your mom and gave her the ol' Transylvania Flopper"

by cgaines December 18, 2007

Flappy Tatties

Big old flat and saggy breasts that flap against the torso of elderly women.

Man, did you see john's mom?!?! She had some big ole flappy tatties. Looked like two flounder fighting for scraps under her shirt!

by Electricmike September 13, 2011

Flopping Weasel

When one take his own balls in his own hand, lifts them in the air, finds a near by target to then drop or "flop" his own balls on a body part of the target.

Yo dude check this shit out, bout to give my dog a flopping weasel on her face. flopping balls silly weasel

by Garbry Boys July 25, 2012

Flopping Fish

Like the motor boat when one places their face in someones cleavage, only this is done with your hand.

With fingers pointed to the middle of her cleavage, I wedge my tips in between her tits and gave her a flopping fish.

by Boots of Chinese Plastic 7 December 17, 2011

flappy bird

the sexual act of sticking it in soft due to the outside force commonly known as 'whiskey dick.'

"Hey! So how'd it go last night?"
"Great until we got back to my place. My boy Jack was trying to cock block, so I just gave her the flappy bird."

by caprisunkillah February 10, 2014

flappy nerd

Somebody who's entire life and existence revolves around becoming the best

Bryson your such a flappy nerd you can never be the best so get a life

by Micah Cech February 15, 2014