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fucking music 

any music containing beats, rythems, sounds, and/or lyrics which induce a state of lust leading to all out no holds barred fucking
Jane: Did you get laid the other night?

Krista: Hell yeah! I put on my favorite fucking music cd, and she was all mine for the fucking

fucking frogs 

A phrase meant to describe any person of French origin.
Me: I hate those those fucking frogs.
j00: ?
Me: The French you retard.

Fucking Christmas 

A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.
Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?

Man 2: No. I'll do that now.

*watches*

Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...

Fucking Blueberries 

Special type of wild blueberry that increases dopamine levels and acts as an aphrodisiac most commonly found in perfumes, body sprays, and lotions. Drives men crazy.

Most popular usage is in "Jelly Belly Blueberry Muffin" fragrance.

May cause sudden nibbling, licking, and nuzzling to the wearer.
"YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING BLUEBERRIES, WHY WOULDNT I WANT TO LICK YOU!"

"She had me going, those fucking blueberries!"

"all i had to do was use my fucking blueberry scent,and it was game over!"

fucking jacket 

What angry, forgetful people call regular jackets most of the time, because they can't keep track of it. May or may not actually be used when fucking.
Them: Where's my fucking jacket?
You: Over there, next to your regular one.
Them: What?
You: Nevermind
fucking jacket by Geddian March 21, 2010

fucking mug 

When your friend is a stupid bitch.
Guy 1: Hey you know 6 to the power of 2 is 12?

Guy 2: You fucking mug
fucking mug by iiisnipes1336 January 23, 2017