Get sharked

Don’t care?

Get sharked.
Someone say stupid shit?
Get sharked.
Shark gif is not required but always welcomed.

"I tripped over a rock ☺️😰"
"No one asked, get sharked"

by Lyrre September 14, 2023

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dinner shark

n. A person who dates, often via apps, with the primary purpose of being treated to a meal.

"I try to weed out the dinner sharks, so I usually just ask girls out for a coffee."

by shaniez August 20, 2017

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Dorm-shark

A middle aged man who goes back to college and lives in freshman housing.

"Dude, your roommate is so old."
"Yeah man, what a fucking dorm-shark."

by #dormsharkmovie September 11, 2014

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Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.

There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.

by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020

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Shark Sex

Shark sex involves a lot of biting, thrashing and rolling around! Often the male has to bite the female's back, flanks and fins in order to get into a position to mate successfully

I'm dominant in bed. I'm into shark sex

by hor00s October 23, 2023

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