Floor Liquors

that goofy aah group

chad: "Try to have a normal conversation for longer than 2 seconds impossible challenge"
chad 2: "Real"
chad 3: "We got that goofy aah group"

25.04.2024 - Excerpt from least brainrot Floor Liquors conversation

by uncle O April 25, 2024

floor boarders

Floor boarders. A slang term for lesbians, comes from a common type of floorboard which is tongue and groove and refers to a common oral sex act between two lesbians.

By the way they stood arm in arm in their dungarees, you could tell they were (floor boarders).

by Woodfalls July 14, 2020

Ground floor

Ground floor enter the street, 1st floor you are jumping out a window

I jump out the 1st floor window not the ground floor because Amanda told me it was the street and died

by Livvysmallfeet March 24, 2021

floor rescuer

Someone who's foot falls to the floor, hits a lego and Screams. They are the foe to manliness. They need a Floor Rescuer.

"Man, Johnny stood on a lego and screamed!! We need a floor rescuer!
"I dreamt of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, plotting to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"

by Are you a floor rescuer? June 8, 2014

Floor Loot

Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.

Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"

Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."

by SonyBravia February 22, 2025

Floor licker

A floor licker is someone who licks floors for a e girl or something else..

razer: hey, lick the floor bud!

someone: ok !

razer: what a Floor licker!

by zooweemama! May 16, 2023

floor decor

An Item you put on the floor to make it pretty.

That rug is a nice floor decor.

by Astralstarlight October 20, 2020