A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 04, 2011
Evan seklecki, this man is practically is god. He is the face of the northeast philly if not all of Philly. He got the coldest ice around his neck. He’s the bro no bap
Person 1: do you know the god himself, Evan seklecki?
Person 2: hell yeah. He’s a beast no bap.
Person 1: yeah doe
Person 2: hell yeah. He’s a beast no bap.
Person 1: yeah doe
by Evanisagod September 03, 2019
by FishNamedJóse July 16, 2019
The most powerful couple there is out there, anyone who dares stand in their way is stomped out until they are nothing but molecules. Hadley being the looks and the smarts of the relationship while Evan is the easy going laid back funny guy. These two put together make other couples shit themselves if a couple is like a Hadley and Evan couple they're known as a Hevan couple
"Omg did you see that Hevan couple" fucken Britney
"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney
"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis
"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney
"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis
by The_dictionaryadditioner July 08, 2021
by gokuiisccool February 28, 2024
he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.
evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian
VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.
evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian
VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018