Software engineers

Uh-oh guys! He's not good enough at life... Guess I gotta control him forever 🤷 ♂️ Aaawww SHUCKS!

Hym "Riiiiiight.... Well ALWAYS need software engineers 😉😉 Right? Cus if the AI can code then they are out of a job because, like... They've been rendered obsolete. Sure. I get it. Yeah, I'll play along. Totally. Yep. We definitely need software engineers! ALWAYS!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2025

F-16 Engineer

Aeronautical Engineer with extensive technical knowledge of the F-16 aircraft and commitment to work days without sleep, with high doses of coffee.

Excuse me, I am an F-16 Engineer and I think I know how to fix this.

by Martin the Jackal July 27, 2025

Engineer Sigh

The signature sound of an overworked Brooklyn Tech student, often seen as they leave the school at 7 PM due to their stacked schedule and clubs.
Devolved from the Brooklyn Tech Mascot, the Engineer, so it was dubbed the "Engineer Sigh.
If you go to 29 Fort Greene Pl, you can see a whole chorus of engineer sighs as students come out and catch their trains.

dude 1: Yo what was that sound of agony and despair?

dude 2: its the engineer sigh bro, were at DeKalb station.

by pjoduck August 3, 2025

teenage engineering

Some company that came out of nowhere, spawned the rabbit r1, a weird overpriced tape recorder music player gadget and other oddball technology.

teenage engineering are weird

by glubglubglubglub September 5, 2025

Good Engineer

Someone who makes a bad salesman look good

You can rely on a good engineer to pull it out of their a55 to make the salesman look good

by Paulgt January 14, 2025

Engineer

1. Someone who builds or works on machines 2. A TF2 class :)

“He’s an engineer”
“HE’S PLAYING ENGINEER?!”

by Auggie_chan February 3, 2025

Global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts

noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.

After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.

by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025