Emilis

Best white guy you will ever meet. Sexy lad who gets all the girls with his 9 inch third leg. Everyone loves him cos hes lithuanian.

Look at this sexy looking lad. Think thats emilis

by Ice cold Jaks November 22, 2021

Emil

Emil is a hot guy whos a little fat and have the biggest penis in the world history:)

Her: Whats your name
Him: Emil

Her: Can i suck your cock?

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Emil

He has a massive penis the size of a whale. Many people have tried to suck it, but just a few succeed because of it's humangous size. The legends say that he can carry 5 women with just his colossal penis.
If you see him just run as fast as you can in the other direction if you want to walk another day on your legs.

Emil left me paralyzed after he fucked me the other night

by anonymous November 22, 2021

emilo 1 tap washing machine

the person only 1 taps people in games

person 1: omg i just did a emilo 1 tap washing machine

person 2: nice

by mariusballs13 November 22, 2021

Emilotte

The kind of person who watches true crime yet are too afraid to watch a horror film.

P1: hey Emilotte, do you want to watch the new IT films together
Emilotte: oh gosh no, that would freak me out! (Unpauses Ted Bundy documentary)

by Pooping Pants November 22, 2021

Emilio

Inmortal asshole in seek of adrenaline

+Hey, did that guy just got stabbed and walked it off?
-Yep, that's Emilio

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Emilio

Inmortal asshole in seek of adrenaline

+Hey, did that guy just got stabbed and walked it off?
-Yep, that's Emilio

by anonymous November 22, 2021