eli

gay

eli is gay

by mylittlepony27 November 23, 2021

National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson

“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli

by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022

Tannon+Eli

A very cute couple

Tannon and Eli Tannon+Eli

by Tannon+Eli February 1, 2022

eli

the sexiest mf who pulls 5 bitches a day but can’t hold a solid conversation without saying “lol”.
they die for a few days then appear back in gcs saying they’re alive. it has a great sense of humor that consists of balls and dick.

“wow is that eli?? they’re so fine”

“omfg that’s gay bro”

by katsukisgf April 2, 2022

eli special

an “eli special” is a reference to last minuet or after hour orders.

you have worked a long day, during closing or when just arriving home. Eli calls you. he says “hey man are you still at the shop? we just got a order going out to …. “ this is what is known as a Eli special

by user852013 April 4, 2024

Eli

the most pretty, talented, kind, cute, and smart cow in teh world

I wish I was like Eli

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- November 10, 2020

Eli

This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.

Fuck Eli.

by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020