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Broken english 

Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.
Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)
Broken english by cpetkunas May 21, 2023

The ‘Ol Rich English

When you have a cunty roommate so you jerk off onto the shower knobs and leave it, knowing she is waiting to shower next.
Anastasia was a bitch to you, should have snuck in and given her the ‘ol rich english brah
The ‘Ol Rich English by Ghouless February 3, 2019

Head of English 

Head of English - A mean old man with no sense of humuor and self esteam issues
Thats a classic head of english move
Head of English by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2019

Proper and Plain English 

The language which MUST be used in any instance where English language is used, it combines proper English and Plain English, so:
1. No sticky caps
2. No slangs
3. No jargons
4. Proper spellings (such as capitalization)
4. Comprehensible language, even underages and elderly people can understand it
5. No political correctness
6. Have a proper grammars (such as proper use of verbs, adjectives, and such)
7. Effective languages
Use proper and plain English everywhere

That makes no proper english 

When something someone says make absolutely no sense, that it sounds like gibberish.
Person 1: are you in the morning
Person 2: that makes no proper english

scouse not english

Liverpool fans who do not support the England football team claiming they're Scouse and not not English
Jake: "Are you from England?"
Dan: "I am scouse not english"
scouse not english by Nacus July 1, 2021