Dufag

Mix between a Douchebag and a Fag

Jake: Why didnt Chris come party with us this weekend?

Zach: IDK he was being a total DUFAG!

by BISH BISH May 14, 2011

duff the croquembouche

Fail to give appropriate praise to a feat of amazing skill or nerve.

dude, that chick is epic win.... why did he so duff the croquembouche??

by greek tree June 29, 2011

Duffbot

One who is so dumb, yet thinks that they are in fact enlightened to the point that the dumb things they say are automatic like a robot. Also has an expression that comes to the face when he is "loading" a response to something.

This idiot is such a duffbot. He thinks he's smart, but he spouts dumbshit constantly. He spells 8 with a 6.

by The Klutch One August 22, 2011

Duff

To Duff Out; A momentary lapse in reality shown by a vacant stare into a world of blank.

You just duffed out!

Man sorry i didn't hear you i was totally duffing out.

I really duffed out on that one

by Tazan August 22, 2011

duffed

Duffed, or duff someone-to be fucked, or involved in the act of sexual intercoarse.

"Hey man, did you hear the news? last night caitie got duffed!" or "Dammit, my science teacher duffed me on that lab report."
"Are you really gonna duff me like that?"

by C...punk35 May 26, 2012

Duff Brain

An Über fluky dudely/dudette, that drinks to the point of being a problem for others. He/she somehow gets girls/dudes even though they either have a pencil for a penis or the chesapeake bay tunnel for a SNATCH. Aswell as being a drinker, they have terrible hair cuts, and think that they rule every city they find their way into.

Can be used as a Noun or Verb.

Drinks of choice: Fortays (40's), Vodka in a 2 liter, or colt 45
Music: Bad Euro-trash House stuff
Permanent residence: Ocean City, MD or NJ

1. dude one: "Dude, why the fuck did we bring brent.... he is duff braining so hard tonight... it's funkin' ruining my night."

dude two: "I know, it's my bad, but you won't have to see him again till next summer."

2. dudette one: "Ugh, you are way to drunk Brittany, you are a funkin' duff brain and you even knew I wanted that kid..."

dudette two: "OMGEEZ WTF alls I was gonna do was willis with him all night."

by brew thru her August 29, 2012

Daffalissispukis

Daffalissispukis is a spell that you must perform on all newly formed KKK members. They must kill three black people with a hampster. It must be done otherwise you will be shunned from the Amish community.

Daffalissispukis: lactoseintolerent pickle juice is for baby mice in heat. pick up a jew and babtize it then u will go to hell.

by FoxyGrandma69HopOnehooker November 3, 2012