douche bag 

(noun) A man who thinks his penis is made of platinum and treats women like shit.

Kevin Federline, John Meyer, and Rush Limbaugh are all douche bags.

douche bag by owee March 3, 2010

Douche Gel 

Styling substance with the purpose of extreme douche spikes with hair

Susan has to wear an eye patch because that guy used to much douche gel and poked her eye out.

Douche Gel by vingratis March 22, 2009

Douche Bag 

A term used to describe a ego-maniacal dimwit, who walks around with an arrogant attitude and a undeserved sense of accomplishment. They can be found in wife-beater t-shirts or with over-gelled spikey hair pissing everyone off.

After the Douche Bag brought more sleeveless t-shirts and designer sun glasses, he came home to upload his Douche Bag pictures, from his previous visit to the night club(where he started a fight he never finished), to his Douche Bag MySpace.

Douche Bag by darKARooo April 18, 2009

Douche Meister 

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy

douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters

Douche Meister by that guync30 May 27, 2010

Douche Bag 

Giles Gobey a locall retard from a small inbread town called otley it is loacated 12miles from leeds.

This douche bag can be seen driving around in a black saxo on a regular basis he is normally alone as he is on the look out for any underaged kids between 12-16 (no older tho) COS THAT IS LEGAL SICK BASTARD !!

Giles Pile driving Gobey douche bag

Douche Bag by The Pile driving perve June 5, 2010

Douche-Bowl 

A bowl-like hair cut where the hair is brushed to the side, as made "popular" by Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber has the Douche-bowl hair style.

Douche-Bowl by Tache July 8, 2010

douche armada 

A group of 4 or more douchebags

A group of guidos walk into a bar...

Oh man, looks like the douche armada has just arrived.

douche armada by xWaRpeDx October 25, 2010