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dirty dick disease

It is what you get if you have slept with over 30 women.DDD
Man i bet that guy has a bad case of the Dirty Dick Disease.
My friend has some bad DDD
by C MART December 28, 2005
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Ring Disease

Although Les has the Hots for Lisa she has Ring Disease.
by Les B. Labbauf June 4, 2004
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Fortnite Disease

Common within development studios, Fortnite Disease attributes to feeling inferior and struggling to become more like Epic Games due to their frequent (usually weekly) updates, active and supportive community which gives feedback, and large community. This causes devs to feel like they have to work a lot harder to even come close to competing with a game as large as Fortnite.
Person 1: Fortnite Disease is starting to become really apparent within game devs lately.
Person 2: I know, right? Honestly, they should take their time with updates so they don't fuck up the community more than normal.
by pinjer October 14, 2018
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Trump Disease

Mesothelioma, in the Trump era.

This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president's lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth - ahem - Trump Disease in the coming years.
John: Hey, man, you okay? You been coughing a lot lately.

Zion: Nah, man. I just got back from the doctor. It's Trump Disease.

John: Fuuuuck.
by spreadthebird August 10, 2018
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Lyme Disease

Yet another horrible disease there is no cure for found a hundred+ years ago in Europe. The conspiracy theory of it's development has to do with Hitler, Plum Island, and biological warfare. It is spread by infected ticks of all varieties as well as mosquitoes-who have bitten infected vermin such as mice, rats, voles etc. It can also be passed gestationally-you have about a 55% chance of passing it along to your child.

It effects every cell in your body driving you quite literally insane given enough time.

Treatment for this initially should include NO LESS than 60 days of Doxycyline if you can stomach it, as well as comprehensive co-infeciton testing as ticks and mosquitoes no longer just carry only the Borrelia Burgdorferi. (The Lyme spirochete parasite.) The life-span of the spirochete is longer than the average 14-21 days of antibiotics they like to give you at the doctor so it is most often ineffective. Also antibiotics don't treat and eradicate the co-infections that now come along with it. You must self-advocate and self-educate.

It causes you to become angry or depressed at the drop of a hat with little or no reason. Often misdiagnosed as Bi-Polar Disorder.

It's a complete relationship-ruiner, not that you'll have the motivation for one anyways. And you can just forget about having a sex-drive. Get ready to burn some bridges and become a hermit!
Veronica is an angry nut-job and is the biggest Debbie Downer I've ever met!

Yeah, she has Lyme Disease.
by OhALovelyNut August 21, 2017
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Luke Disease

Luke Disease is belittlement of the penis, erectile dysfunction, gayness and general rtardness. There is no known cure for this, sufferers are too rtarded and gay to accept a cure.
Known sufferers: Luke
Jole: "OMG, That My Rtarded friend was acting all gay today, and in the changing room, I saw his cock, it was the size of a PEA. He told me he had erectile dysfunction O_O"

DAVID: "OMFGZ, HE HAZ LUKE DISEASE!"
by Daemonius :] August 21, 2008
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Greg's Disease

A serious non stop case of the shits, usually occuring from 1-3 days. Also known as irratible bowel syndrome
Man i been stuck on the crapper for the last two days shitting my brains out. Dam Greg's Disease
by 4sk!n December 15, 2009
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