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What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...
Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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Do you care about the Christians who died?

All outrage is selective. So is empathy.
A retard "Do you care about the Christians who died?"

Hym "I though you were immortal? So... They didn't."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
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A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what
Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls
by Hugeballguy May 31, 2024
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Do you know what?

Legend has it he still does not know what
I don't know why they wont let me change the plan. *long pause* Do you know what?
by TheBritishJack June 1, 2024
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im doing it are you

The question of one person doing a sexual act on the phone and saying “I’m doing it are you” to ensure one person isn’t being too weird
John says “hey Lisa I put a toothbrush up my bum. im doing it are you ?”

Lisa replies “yes John I’m doing it too!”
by JDsmithster June 12, 2024
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I'm doing it, are you?

A term used when someone is getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and they want you to join them
Person 1 "I'm doing it, are you?"
Person 2 "ofc queen I'm very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂"
by Larrygarrybarry27 June 13, 2024
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What the hell are you doing?

I'm taking a piss
Ok but why aren't you jumping at me, that's what you're supposed to do.
Time to take a piss pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
What the hell are you doing?
by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024
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