David Lee

One of the most underrated players in the NBA, probably best player on the Knicks along with Curry and Frye, one of the few players in the NBA to average a double-double (and the only to do it while coming off the bench), the best American-born white player in the NBA (sorry Kirk), and a god to Knick fans.

Knick fan: David Lee is god!
Idiot Bulls fan: No, Kirk Hinrich is! lol
*Knicks fans gather and smite dumbass Bulls fan for blasphemy*

by DLee42 January 28, 2007

David Blowie

when a girl dresses like david bowie from the 80's and gives you a blow job

Dude me and my girl watched Labyrinth last night, and then she gave me a David Blowie

by 80's bowie May 9, 2010

David attenbruh

The greatest meme documentary maker

I watched the latest David attenbruh documentary

by MACANDCHEESEMAN77 January 27, 2021

David Cameroned

When you get dared to do something really crazy like shove your dick down a dead pig's mouth.

Mark: Why did you run around campus naked?
Kevin: I got David Cameroned into doing it

by J. Stern October 19, 2016

David Harbour

The fittest man alive omg this man is literally so hot Jesus christ like I didn't think anyone could be THIS fit he is so amazing and attractive and cool and I love him so much everyone should find him attractive actually no only I can bit like everyone can appreciate his attractiveness but leave him for ME

(he's also an actor)

Person 1- omg look it's David harbour
Person 2- wow he is so fit and attractive!!
Person 1- ikr!

by Super00sucker June 12, 2022

David Bragd

David Bragd also known as David Brugd likes "mjukisbyxor". He is also called Ashnee by a autistic creature called Bavid Belsin

Normie: "Whomst is David Bragd?"
Bavid Belsin: "Brugden gillar mjukisbyxor"

by BautisticBarelse February 14, 2018

David Tian

A literal person who loves sarcasm and is a literal radish god

David Tian, your almighty radish god

by I LUV NAMES April 1, 2022